Thanks to David G for sending this my way! .... :D

Episode One: What was really discussed at that meeting ;-)

Tony: 'I'm worried George' 'the people back home just aren't swallowing it' 'they won't believe us about Iraq'....

George: 'Just stay with it Tone' 'everything's gonna work out just fine' Tony: 'But their saying its a big conspiracy and the real reasons for the war are oil and world domination by an extreme right wing organisation operating inside our national legal-political-military power grid'

George: 'Wow that's heavy Tone' 'where they ever get that idea?' 'it can't help your public to have confidence in ya can it'

Tony: 'Well this is exactly it' 'what I'm so worried about' its just not working' 'even the danger of weapons of mass destruction' 'and I admit I thought it was a great angle when you came up with it' 'doesn't convince them to back war' 'you promised me that I would come out of this a hero' but things aren't looking good for me George'

George: 'Relax Tone I got everything under control'

Tony: 'but I am having to face more and more opposition and hostility from my own party' 'and when we invade and kill tens of thousands of civilians'...

George: 'How many times do I have to tell ya ' 'its collateral damage not killing civilians' 'and heck ' 'it may only be thousands' 'I've killed almost that many American civilians with the death penalty when I was governor of Texas' 'Gee Tony boy those where the days'

Tony: 'I'll bet George'

George: 'You need to toughen up Tone' 'if necessary you gotta be unpopular with ya people' 'I'm unpopular with the majority of Americans' 'heck I even lost the election' 'but I still got myself put in the White House as their president' 'And if it's for the greater good of the world you gotta be prepared to kill some people too' 'maybe a lot of em' 'Hope this is of some encouragement to ya Tone' 'you can be just as unpopular as me and still run your country'

Tony: 'I know George' 'thanks for the advice' ' but there's just this little problem of me coming out of it a hero' 'you know, like you said I would' 'if I'm unpopular how can I have the adulation of the masses and go down in history as a great statesman and world leader?'

George: 'Don't worry it will all be taken care of'

Tony: 'its fine saying that George but how?' 'its my career on the line here'

George: 'Okay Tone I'm gonna level with ya' 'the comin outa it a hero is guaranteed by a higher authority' 'an you bein a Christian an all should know exactly who I mean' 'ITS GUARANTEED BY GOD' 'happy how?'

Tony: 'well almost' 'yes I do believe unshakeably in a Christian god' 'but how are you so sure of his plans for me'

George: 'He told me, that's how Tone'

Tony: 'You have spoken with the divine creator and he has mentioned of his plans for me' 'amazing' 'wonderful' 'but I can honestly believe it' 'I have always sensed a destiny such as this' 'to be gods chosen one' 'to carry out his cosmic will on earth'

Tony: 'so did he mention exactly how my heroes outcome will be achieved against such great odds?'

George: 'He sure did Tone and that's where I come in'

Tony: 'Where you come in?'

George: 'Yep' 'that part of the lords great plan for you is in my hands' 'the lord has told me what to do'

Tony: 'And what is this great divine scheme that will secure my heroic outcome'

George: 'The lord shown me a vision of a place deep in the Iraqi desert where in a thunderous voice he proclaimed 'after securing the area you are to find a nuclear weapon factory that is almost capable of producing a functioning nuclear warhead weapon of mass destruction''almost capable but not quite' 'and this will deliver Tony from the wrath of his people' 'and allow him to smite down his enemies with the words' 'I TOLD YOU SO'

Tony: 'But George we both know that Iraq really doesn't have any nuclear capability so we will never be able to find any factory almost capable of making weapons of mass destruction will we' 'the lords plan won't work'

George: 'believe me Tony' 'between me the lord and thousands of square miles of desert we can make it work... even if we gotta help the lord a little'...

Tony: 'Even if we gotta help the lord a lot'

George: 'Even if we gotta build the thing ourselves!!!'

Tony: AZ BALEEEVES IN THA LORD

George: YEE HA

to be continued....