Do not read this, unless your SWAG score is at least 5/7. 'Tis a review of SwagArch, an Arch-based Linux distribution with Xfce desktop environment, tested in a dual-boot configuration on a laptop with Nvidia graphics, covering live session, installation and post-install use, including look & feel, network support, multimedia support - HD video and MP3 playback, partitioning, applications, package management, proprietary graphics drivers, customization, fonts, many problems like system time update, no Samba sharing, broken packages and dependencies, visual glitches, and more. Have fun.