Incredibly, five months have passed us by since the last major update of Windows 10 was released. The April update had a lot of potential, but it wasn't obvious if all the improvements would pay off as Microsoft desired. We've had a bit of time with that update's features, though, and their usefulness is becoming clearer. Now, it's time for you all to gather round and hear the thoughts of the King of the TR sweatshop regarding the shiny new Windows 10 features in the officially named "Windows 10 October 2018 Update."

This quietly released build is numbered Windows 10 version 1809, for those interested. The update contains some significant changes to the core user experience as well as smaller features which improve the operating system in subtle ways. It's actually quite a substantial update, and we're going to cover the most important items. Without further ado, let the dissertation begin!