Here from MS website, does this make you feel better. Microsoft and Philippe Starck Unite to Create Performance Art Company Unveils Tech Couture With Designer and Special Edition Mice REDMOND, Wash. -- July 8, 2004 -- Laying out a design blueprint for the peripherals industry to follow, Microsoft Corp. today introduced a new collection of trendsetting input devices, including a new mouse conceived by Philippe Starck, an interior and industrial designer known worldwide for bringing cutting-edge design to everyday products. The result of an innovative marriage of performance and art, Optical Mouse by S+ARCK is Microsoft's first designer mouse to sashay onto the desktop.

Only a lesbian could love it. :)