LOL! Sorry bout that, but it's just so ridiculous...

Wtf, I installed the two critical patches earlier today and they installled fine but I had to restore my system from a backup because of something else I did later on and when I came to reinstall the two critical patches again I got the same message as you. Weird.

Hey Bill!!! It ain't really a patch if it doesn't patch anything now is it??? Especially if your so called "patches" don't even work on the system you built. Gee, make you wonder if you're employing competent people. Get your stupid goons and fix the goddamn problems!!!

Both IE updates work fine here. You can download the VBScript update seperately here if thats any use; www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/downloads/critical/q318089/default.asp

I can download/install the updates fine, except shouldn't all ms products with NEW updates be shown on windowsupdate page, whenever you scan your system??? I looked in the control panel/add or remove programs to verify I had not installed the updates prior to running windows update system scan and they weren't in there.