Bush and Mush phone talk
the below written converse was taken from The Asian Age. . who have quoted from Friday times. . Bush = George W(dubya) Bush ; President of USA Mush = Pervez (donno his middle name) Musharaf Dictator of Pakistan.
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the below written converse was taken from The Asian Age.. who have quoted from Friday times..
Bush = George W(dubya) Bush ; President of USA
Mush = Pervez (donno his middle name) Musharaf Dictator of Pakistan.
tring tring......
Mush:- Hello? Mr President ? Just calling to pay my respects...
Bush:- Not in the Mood...OK?
Mush:- You're not Angry with me, are you?
Bush:- ANGRY WITH YOU? WHY SHOULD I BE ANGRY WITH YOU?
Mush:- Exactly . I'M your loyal partner in the anti-terror war....
Bush:- GIMME A BREAK! First you refuse to vote with me at the UN,
then you let the mullahs in your country hurl abuse at me all over Pakistan .Worse ,
you have been talking to the FRENCH.
Mush:- B-b-But I talk to all sorts of people .....
Bush:- OH YEAH? LIKE WHO?
Mush:- Err , no one in particular. I mean, err, just.....
Bush:- Ahm waitin'.
Mush:- Err (stammer stammer) Herr Gerhardt Schroeder, Ze Deutsche furher.... Ooops!
Bush:- WHAAAT? !!! THE KRAUTS?!!!
Mush:- Nein , Nein ! I mean ja, ja! Herr Schroeder ist wunderkind, vehren nice
und sweet like apfel strudel. Und he zuspitsen on American imperialism like ze rest
of die welt. Oooops! F$#*!^$ Schitt! I didnt meansch that! Leistung George, just
letschen me explainsch die zitsuaschion...
Bush:- I DON'T WANT ANY EXPLANATIONS !! NOW YOU LISTEN T'ME.....!
Mush:- NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! Your problemsch ist zat you sprechen too much
bakwaaschen (rubbish) note>und you arenheit too stjuhpidd , too dummheit to be leaderschaften
uft dei westernwelt! (WHY 'S MY TOUNGUE RUNNING AWAY WITH ME ? ! YA ALLAH!
WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR?!)
Bush:- Right, Perve, two can play hard-ball. Just to let you know that ahm gonna be
dividing Eye-rack into three parts...
Mush:- Diesel, Petrol, and unleaded?
Bush:- I did'nt hear that . After Eye-rack, ahm gonna turnin' mah attention to
what's-his name in North Korea...
Mush:- Kim Jong III?
Bush:- Thats him. King Jong sick. Guess who's next?
Mush:- (Gulp!) Notcshen me, schurely?
Bush:- Seeing as you've bin cozing uo to mah enemies , The Frogs, and the Krauts...
Mush:- Ist figmentschen uft yur imaginaschion.
Bush:- Aww, C'mon perve.....
Mush:- Listen, Gregori Dubyavich Bushevsky......
Bush:- WHAAT? THE RUSKIS TOO....?!!!!.. F#$@ PLANS... YOU ARE NEXT.....
Bush = George W(dubya) Bush ; President of USA
Mush = Pervez (donno his middle name) Musharaf Dictator of Pakistan.
tring tring......
Mush:- Hello? Mr President ? Just calling to pay my respects...
Bush:- Not in the Mood...OK?
Mush:- You're not Angry with me, are you?
Bush:- ANGRY WITH YOU? WHY SHOULD I BE ANGRY WITH YOU?
Mush:- Exactly . I'M your loyal partner in the anti-terror war....
Bush:- GIMME A BREAK! First you refuse to vote with me at the UN,
then you let the mullahs in your country hurl abuse at me all over Pakistan .Worse ,
you have been talking to the FRENCH.
Mush:- B-b-But I talk to all sorts of people .....
Bush:- OH YEAH? LIKE WHO?
Mush:- Err , no one in particular. I mean, err, just.....
Bush:- Ahm waitin'.
Mush:- Err (stammer stammer) Herr Gerhardt Schroeder, Ze Deutsche furher.... Ooops!
Bush:- WHAAAT? !!! THE KRAUTS?!!!
Mush:- Nein , Nein ! I mean ja, ja! Herr Schroeder ist wunderkind, vehren nice
und sweet like apfel strudel. Und he zuspitsen on American imperialism like ze rest
of die welt. Oooops! F$#*!^$ Schitt! I didnt meansch that! Leistung George, just
letschen me explainsch die zitsuaschion...
Bush:- I DON'T WANT ANY EXPLANATIONS !! NOW YOU LISTEN T'ME.....!
Mush:- NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! Your problemsch ist zat you sprechen too much
bakwaaschen (rubbish) note>und you arenheit too stjuhpidd , too dummheit to be leaderschaften
uft dei westernwelt! (WHY 'S MY TOUNGUE RUNNING AWAY WITH ME ? ! YA ALLAH!
WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR?!)
Bush:- Right, Perve, two can play hard-ball. Just to let you know that ahm gonna be
dividing Eye-rack into three parts...
Mush:- Diesel, Petrol, and unleaded?
Bush:- I did'nt hear that . After Eye-rack, ahm gonna turnin' mah attention to
what's-his name in North Korea...
Mush:- Kim Jong III?
Bush:- Thats him. King Jong sick. Guess who's next?
Mush:- (Gulp!) Notcshen me, schurely?
Bush:- Seeing as you've bin cozing uo to mah enemies , The Frogs, and the Krauts...
Mush:- Ist figmentschen uft yur imaginaschion.
Bush:- Aww, C'mon perve.....
Mush:- Listen, Gregori Dubyavich Bushevsky......
Bush:- WHAAT? THE RUSKIS TOO....?!!!!.. F#$@ PLANS... YOU ARE NEXT.....
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